NINE

There are many reasons why 9 is a good number. 

 

On a scale of 1-10, I would take a 9 any day!  It is always good to be included in the top ten good things (like sexy people, most intelligent, richest, etc.) even if you are # 9.  Another thing about 9 is that it is the largest number in the single digit numbers!!

 

On Wednesday, 9 will be the last digit in my age.  Women like to claim that they are 29 or 39 years old, because they don’t want to admit their real age!!  But I will be 59 and proud of it!!

 

Nine can be a very good number.

 

EXCEPT — when it is the number of pounds that I gained over the Holidays!!  Ouch!   After all, as I said—it is the largest number in the singe digit numbers!!  But on the plus side, in this case, 9 is a much better number than 10, right?   Now my job will be to loose 9!!     Hmmm, and then, maybe 9 more!!        

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3 Responses to “NINE”

  1. Sara Says:

    And you can totally still pass for 39, too, you know.

  2. Son Says:

    I seriously had to so the math after i read 59. I thought you were joking and really meant 49. Not kidding.

    Did I tell you that I opened up a new checking account the other day and the girl at the bank checked my ID to see if I qualified for the 50+ checking account???? WTF is that???

  3. Jenny Diliberti-Shea Says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BFF! I hope you’re staying home today, enjoying a little tequila and celebrating your 29th!! As I’ve said before – you look maahvelous, baby!
    Happy Day!!


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